Monday, August 31, 2015

Sunday, August 30, 2015

I love being crazy

Man I love being crazy 

because the only other alternative 

is sane.

Breaking News Jones Spacman loses everhing

Jim Cramer called it the biggest loss
since yesterday
and everyone is kinda sad
but Jones Spaceman
it turned out was not 
one of us;
conspiracy theorists blamed
the head of Space Lizard Intelligence
Sine Gawkers was the last word
Jones Spaceman attempted to trademark
through a really human realationship
with a lawyer named 29
I dont know if he needs the busines
but if you got failed dialthim crystals
or any other kind of life changing]
he is the best
the best the best lawyer in the 
world his only fault is he
does not work for everyone
membership has its privialages
and to be part of his crew
is all Ray Donavan
without the violence
beflive me

Some clarity called for here
niether Jones Space man
has any employment record at Tim Hortons
its jus as metaphor He really hated working at Tim Hortons
and with his advanced engineering degrees
thought he could communicate real
good but his frequencies were \
constantly messed
up because he believed
so he got a job at a center
no freaks or fantasy denied
its what he liked 
the ability to breath
without needing the suit

His job was clear
to help idiots
get clear
like Scientology ruled the world
and they wanted every nickel
to keep you satisfied in your cocoon
because out side the door
the gunfire had become a bore
crazy people were going to get
that's why the couch hd
been recovered in Kevlar
and she had  bought
a special level 
of police

Quite a comedown for Jones
Spaceman who had spent
decades in the old galaxy
keeping the earth safe
from all the reptiles and insects
that controlled the big sound

Still he was happy to eat real meat
and and vegetables
image people still growing
and harvesting things
for the plate

Now technically Major Jones Spaceman 
had not had sex in a billion human years
and this made his call center
a kind of occupational hazard
he had to keep a major boner
Fortunately the baggy shorts style that prevailed
could conceal most of his penis
cause the shorts were so big

Jones Spacemen in his own time line
just yesterday
had banged ten space sluts in row
 a very competitive game
but in the old time line 
and this one
warrior's lamet
 like Genghis KHan
he never knew his sons
yet half the world got
 got the name

Down here on earth totally drained
and worked over even though he
was a billion years old
he struggled with the sixth cycle

He was really hooked on Vada
and then Raven moved
in on relief
and it was still 
all in his mind
because a billion years
ago he had the perfect
and she was for him
wiped out in the insect war
and every day he mourned
and nothing would every make
him happy again
that experience had left
him so warren.

There are drugs you
can take to escape life
and some to make 
you part of the MAN plan
but no matter what
we are aging
so choose your poision
carefully friends
cause life is a bloom
that is couragously 

Friday, August 28, 2015

Jones Spaceman cant shake the pvc

Jones , Jones, Jones, Kirk Jones Spaceman he joked
with the press
looking resplendent
even with helmet on
basically swathed in
sweaty pve short pvc
because that molecule chain
do not make or take
no sweat
it truly neutrals;
a PVC plastics
when there is
no atmospheres
that future is a place
that Jones Spaceman has
seen and he had come back
in time to push us around
and  being a creature of the fourth extinction
who did lightspeed travel
he was less than sixty years
all the time on plus g planets
had left him
big and strong
and the tan of
distant suns had left
his skin like some kind
of nut
that matched
his helmeted intelligence e
but he would not take
off the suit
do devoted he was
to the brand
of orange underwear
that were body fattening
mission critical gear
cause in outer splace
things that would only
be gas at home
will kill you
thats why Jones Spaceman
wore his suit full time

Down on Bay Street
he was a sensation
with his gold and
perfect PVC made
from Dandelions
on the front lawns
of everybody
ring the alarm
and stop making
sense somewhere
someplace sometime
something is going to attack
us bad and take the pvc
Invaders what us to wear
natural fabrics
some hemp
some corn
some kimchie
 baked in the
radioactive earth
surrounding Fuckashima

Jones entreated orbit
at close to the speed of lithe
it took superhuman reflexes
to slow down before his light flamed out
and not even orange PVC
could survive
the transition from space
and earths atmosphere
were at light speed
your a burnt spot
amongst the infatismiale
who forgot
realativy always
works that way

Spaceman Jones
was quite a sensation
and he did
so much good
raised all the capital
to create this time
from which O 
type  on a keyboard
old school type
because Jones Spaceman
born a million years
before Orwell
cam back in time
and quickly concluded
this ife as alluded
is on a a short fuse
fuck the people of this
planet are led by major
fuck up, who have never
been a mother or
crapped in their own
bed and then bragged
about good shit
oh man Joes Spaceman
with that suit on
he will never get a tan
but who wants to see
a billion year old necked 

sine gawkers and
delivery man aside from that
the curious
and while Jones
was not self conscious
all that time in space
had created quite a bit
of belly fat
to say nothing of
his annoying habit
of quotient the Trailer Park
boys when through the PVC
he wanted to pee
Opening the crotch valve
for some usage
that the designer
scored on big time
Jones Spaceman ws
forever grateful
for the great evacuation
systems fully employed

They had him moving freshwater
ice bergs today
some of that water
older than he
Jones Spaceman
the astronaut
for a billion contraries
come back to good
old earth
with a gleam
in his eye
behind the clear
of Moon Plastic

Moving ICe bergs
paid surprisingly well
and Jones Spaceman
was living large
still alone in
his pod
no HAL
to come home

Jones Spaceman took
pleasure in playing the
stock market like a banjo
and giving away the music
with every Peter Townsend
circling arc strum of a guitar
cause that how Jones Spacemen
felt every time he walked
the cement
because he knew for every kilometer
of advanced mankind infrastructure
he  cons trucked another to the power
of 100 was being constructed by nature
left alone'

Jones Spaceman was
politically naive
in his homeland
he would have  been
considered conservative
a place at the table
that does not exist today
So when not dropping ICE Bergs
on dessert
he pushed political discussion
on his blog
dressed in Orange
real Orange not the
NDP kind

Jones Spaceman
never thought he would
be a hero
but when he landed
back on earth
cira 2015
cycle six
he felt
a little a home
and decided
to pulll his
]weight and drank
the primates
until there was
no oil based PVC
at which to stare
and cow farts where
the greatest threat to the
and as far a I know
they still kill cows
and eat them
even if my suit is
made of PVC

i still appreciate leather


Star Trek Party PM canditate

I know more about Economics
and the connection to 
Donald trump that makes
Rob Ford look thin
while Steve Harpers hair
is sweating bitumen
big time

Which is a stupid
wig to wear
if you are not 
responsible and have never
heard of Norway 
because of the
huhge Exxon

sign that brougt
corporate sunlight
to a legislated
place in a huge
dark night

Whatever may move
all 100 years
the statistician
in charge did
an i8
from the peace tower
its beloved true dr0jes
turned her to hamburger
cause not a single
toxic hot dog
was found

Carlets brilliant
way off the scale
were failure is exceptional
and to go to be  true
on a scale that does
not exceed one  hundred
like the masters of the universe
managing the stars  badly today
no worries brother w
did worse and
now he is a
in Klimtinghampton Hall
its a big world
after all
Hale a lou yeha ya yayu ya
Bad Ass Mother FUkeres
who never did no shit
to nobody
just they were
born that  way
on the old DNA
something no one
can legislate

or vote awa7
they were born
with the  bamf
gene are you  going
to shut that stRandd

when the fucking commmies
are bringing the market down
with  bad comics on the
main board of Shanghais
mixed with fairy dust

from real old fairy dust
who manage thought
in the global game

So when the power of the
morose law even
remotely wears off
people will fake
the environment
and stop stealing
and getting set
adrift in a stupid
world circa

When Jaws
is protecting
you feel safe
in the water
if your swimming
in the ocean
where its natural
your more than brave
male or female
people who love
this planet who
grew up falling
down on grass
instead of cement
and to make matters
worse the Man

gO find your own conspiracy
I already got my own
they all make sense but
are totally insane
and this message
brought to you
by the Pillbox
perhaps your
friend was too
serious about
I am the President thing
before he got his
brains blown away
and everything super cool
about being an American
also died that day

because all the suspicions
became Colombo finale
but in this real life drama
the suspect is always the sake
and in this generation no one
has taken the time to thingaboot

Little Dieter Needs to Fly

Thursday, August 27, 2015

Tuesday, August 25, 2015

Bumping into Vada

Mythical Age  Muse Vada
Vada real Vada especially
she is not my girl
but you have to love the name

all the same
it describes her
Which is not hard or easy
cause she cant help
being more
beautiful than anything
but always looking
like everything
you want to see
is a person
totally true
behind and in front

of the girl
is real

Vada Real Vada
shes no fake
if she was a meat
she'd be top steak
If she was a boat
it would always float
If she was a plane
she would fly real high
if she was a horizon
there would be no nadir
if she was the weather
you wouldn't need radar
Common Vada
Comon Vada
bring real Vada
only thing for
the world  that can save 
only thing for the world
to save us (chours)

Vada and Real Vada
I will take that
and be happy
with a destination
were both peoples exist
in this time and space
chronology places
different sides
in alternate
with no chance of collisions
pushing dark matter
Small gestures mean a lot
in this great big world

some actions are legendary
and Vada's acts of kindness
make her a star
in pre ignition
something bright
that could change
the darkness
promising perpetual dark night
on our electric



Monday, August 24, 2015

The Trouble

Marketing of Madness

Beware the Jabberwock

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought—
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! and through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

"And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
He chortled in his joy.

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

.....Jabberwocky by Lewis Carroll.....

I, Pet Goat

Sunday, August 23, 2015

Human Sex in frefall

No we are not in outer space
just part of the science fiction future
we live in today

Sex has always had a penalty
that we all pay for in education and
or to a doctor

and today this may disappear
sex free for everyone
and no chance of
Fuchsias Fukushima
that's an allure
that will create
new worlds

but do not be afraid
our Euro friends
have navigated these
forests  for hundreds
of years

but with a lot more
comes the risk
of exponential heartbreak
and I do not want to set the
but our German cousins
do not have a Kempler pfk
in the bedroom

Not taking into consideration Westworld
and believe me 
many men will ride
those plains
and for women
its Hiroshima and Nagasaki
just because we built
that way
and the first place
robotic love got 
a lifeline
was Japan
you can condem them
for working the problem
but with technology
and human
minds the dearth
of birth updates
to the human condition
will not go away

Media Brainwashing

Dismal Post Modern Journalism

The Yellow press not fathered by Hearst
but he laid the foundation and empire
efforts have continued mathematically
visually porn control pneumatically
GMO abstracts and damaged breastmilk
formulating eventually with sinusoidally
culminating  with Faux News
media concentration
no longer creating events
just for speculation
but mining for determination
caving in the mind
tunneling into silos
collapsing building seven synapses
slick Wiley Kabuki Theater
presented flat and round
is for most the only source of
governing information
coming down
Ideologically not logic nanothermite
in the hands
of clowns

While the world was grappling
personality decisions involving no less
than the Dubyeah dance with dead history
and Tony Blair
north of the border
In another land the same
were somehow not streaming
a functioning reality distorion field
to make matters worse
and somewhat biological
the green was
bleeding sores
testaments to the 
awesome power of compasion
when the rowers  Capital
needs to attack
back losers as part of the 
larger viewpoint
and ultimate goal
of a business controlled society
working the body politic hardly
and relentlessly to create
a sled dog future for humanity
Snowcrash Snowcrash, Snowcrasch
with a dogsled its green
no petrolum to burn or
plastic to pill
but despite the green adavatages
of being injured or dead this

In terms of market pernatraion that
thing that shatters every dream
of virgin humanity

your still being sold 
on the beauty of siffing
the lead dogs ass
and to get there
ones that are way
more smelly
and my momma and dadda
never told me this was my future
if I could not grab and hold
the dream

How many hundreds of millions of dollars
has Postmedia let fall
since conception in
twenty ten.
Even more illuminating
is how its concentration 
and thought machine
has masticated
like American Politiccal
cancer draining
the vibrancy from the 
land of the former
Strong and Free
who have without
been also branded
but for security's sake
put the flags away

The National Post has betrayed
it thinks you can be played
tell them write back
you do not have to be a salesman
to know your being sold
thats why your losing so much 
money Aholes

Case in point less than a week ago
Marget Atwood the author of the day
epitomising the Canadian soul
penned a dirty little Hairball
about Harpers Hair
and was yanked unceremoniously 
then reappeared restarted in safe mode
lots of ways to use F8

objectionable language
had disappeared
editorial staff scoffed
 postdastardly deeed
Sheepishly leaking the Simpson defence 
it wasn't me.
Shattering credibility
an American hedge fund
defacto ruling Canadian
press institutions
it should be against the Constitution.

The holi poli and the muppets
victims of their own intelligence
forced to be spoon fed full
of ignorance in order
to live happily in jail
Yolo Yello men happily pay
the bail 
guaranteeing their freedom

Saturday, August 22, 2015

Friday, August 21, 2015

Burning Man

 Self-Immolations in Tibet

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If Americans Knew

Snow Crash Snowcraft defeated rules governing worlds of simple sustainable neighbourhoods

Addison Elsa Westinghouse Tesla
opened the door
but not for anyone
no more screens using knats
employed than during
the hole use of nets
during the
tse tse war
In her house
she had everything
stuff that money do
not buy

Titanium allies for  widow shades
freindly halos of ceramic balls
capable of entertianing a 50 cal
for three minutes

Anyone attacking Addison pad
would face a very lethal
field of fire
full of feints  distractions
and for the dumbest attackers of all
red herrings
nowhere trips
armed with 50 cal

Bigger threats were a real drain on the system
but sometimes everyone whishes they had bought a laser
to go with the railgun

Addison like everyone lived off the grid
with a Tesla battery and  a Steve Jobs
solar sun.

The power company sued the family
way back in 2015 complaining
about profits or such
nonsense generated
when you have a monopoly
in a capitalist system that
has not seen creative destruction
in  long time.

So miss tesla took
charge of the household
inputs and outputs
because unless
your badly distracted
there is zero water
today coming out of the ground

and the Great lakes are  minnow ponds
and the air is heavy with a sense of defeat
or a question why
carry on its unlikely we can keep on carry on
a thousand years from now 
groups of manicured travelers will
look at our last monuments
and light the Barbie
without thinkingaboot
the mystery

The mystery that we can not
to decide to carry on after
the evidence is given
there have been six failed

Humans have lived through
times so troubled we did
not have cell phones ever
refrigerators did not exist
and we cut ice from the
winters lake freeze six feet
deep and stored it in insulated
barns full of sawdust
upon the blocks
of cooling manipulation
by fooling  mother nature in a sustainable
and by the way although we struggled financially
and had no facebook or close up pictures of Mars
we lived large

large like enormous like
take Kenya West
explode his ego
then map it out
with the expectations
that kind of demographic
is going to spread
we will have a name
for these revolutionary
we will call them
our children
and in defiance
of God
we will save this
planet and prove
we were the generation that
finally filled in the backfill
From Wilber and Orville
or the genetics of it all

Mankind unleashed will
overcome everything
there is no lack of resource
just a lack of a proper management
and the closest we have come is
in tiny tiny Singapore
where they still
speak Chinese and English
and actually have not given up
the idea that everyone in Singapore
should be a millionaire

I have been there a million times
and I swear in that country everything make
sense and most the people live in flats and they
fiscally and socialyy
 happy with that

The authoritarian vein is not
there when you experience the country in person
I have been to the most beautiful lagoon on the entire

Waikiki framed by Diamond head is God

painting the earth with the focus
on HDR

Addison benefited from the phony wars
as well
3 D printing had made working
a choice overall
as long as you had the power
and six pack of growers
you could make anything
the imagination
 could only dream about
mankind had become
a universal libertarian
living thing
Sure Addison had to get
the heck out of the house
from time to time
or upon special occasions
leave her own mind to the
and those primal

Facebook is a daily
water boarding for some
a sucking chest wound
of unexamined
reality tv worthy

No one washed clothes anymore
it was more wealth to print
them everymorin
and at night disposed
another candle
finished is the
is the light
that propels
the sustainable neighborhood

Farming disappeared in North America about
2020 because man found
a way to eat the dessert
or that's what they say
about printed t bone
and Demopolis
and rotta tunne
and so many kinds
of food from every part of the
in a normal life you could eat
a different meal
three times a day and not
exhaust the database if
you lived into
infinity and beyond the
universe we feel

Addison went to work every four year
for the annual evaluation that had
been suspended  because a year
was a moot point
when it came to available
talent in the current
boulevards and learning centers
where speaking a human language
is a career killer

The preppers held on to their farms
rural and urban and made sure
there was food and good companions
that cared about the whole
and from the dust of the 20s
after nearly a decade where
the world truly backed
anything that died cooked
in the slow cooker of the existing atmosphere
still humans starved in the billions
2025 the reaming members of the human
race decided best to live in
a Star Trek Universe because
we have not seen a better

The first Star Trek universe candidate was elected
in 2029 because his platform of leaving this shit hole of planet behind
was so logical
Then came the real Kirk
yes it was Jerry Brown
his head in a bottle
still making sense
and full of facial
the rest of his body
being long long
gone and he refused
on Catholic terms
to have a head transplant
cause he could not image
his ugly face on a beautiful
body like the 80 year old
Kardsians that cornered the market
of canceled with real breast
because then they could spend
at least another 2000
years being genuine
touch and feel if you want
all you need is the proper interface
with the website

Addison had a baby when she
was 54
she waited so long because
she wanted the world to get
before she brought forth life
but eventually the biological clock
raised the alarm
it was like she was a ROOOSTER
and a baby sounds very similar
to the morning crow

Civilization in 2075
taking control of the planetary HVACs
system in a very authorities way
smoothing out the peaks and valleys
and directing the good
parts to the healthy areas
in mans mind
a bad part was always remembered
in Canada
the curse of 2006
All that stopped him
was oil prices
and the hate
of fascists in
a liberal country

The bible today is called
after the uber economy