Hi Boys and Girls!
I'm Cocaine Jesus.
Homo Superiority Syntax.
Heterosexual but I love canines.
My sexuality is my own business but I keep a clean house.
I am well disorganised.
I speak fluent gibberish on several continents.
I preach what I practise with candour.
Do not believe everything that you hear.
I am streamlining my personal evolution.
No potions are available.
All options are viable.