Every day is a miracle

 The secret art of inviting happiness,

The miraculous medicine for all diseases.

At least for today:

Do not be angry,

Do not worry,

Be grateful,

Work with diligence,

Be kind to people.

what if this is true ?

I got a new car

 

Black Magic Woman

Trolling Elon Musk

I asked Grok some time ago how to get Elon Musk to respond to me personally on "X"...Grok said that I should "mock him and generally make fun of him and give him friendly insults"...check out my "X" account at @snakebyte088388 and click on replies to see my posts to Elon...the only response I got was a follower who said he was Elon's private chat channel...yeah right he was not even verified...probably just a "spook" looking to fuck with me...I hope you are amused by my messages to Elon Musk.

Everybody Wants To Rule The World

heaven

 All you have to do

to get to heaven

.....is die.

Pyongyang's Mesmerising Traffic Cops

Rest in peace Ozzy

 

Kung Fu Mantis Vs Jumping Spider | BBC |

I had brain surgery

I had brain surgery one year ago. 

I could hardly walk and talk. 

Thank God for the V.A. 

They made me whole again. 

They are the best.

Now I am back to normal.

Whatever that is.

Benny Hill: Fever

I come with flowers and honey and expect good land in return. At a fair price. Expiry 1971

The mule that you think you know is just a giant distraction in the big Sting.

You have already lost and it started in 1971 when Nixion said my balls

are bigger than a goldstandard and I dont really know if I have any balls? 

I will ask Henry and he will record it for history.

Anyway its all Game of Thrones without dragons and more Characters. 

There are few Jon Snow in this world. 

I will name one Lee Quan Yee of Singapore. PET of Canada. Jean Chretian

Frazetta

 

DYE- Fantasy: Official Video by JEREMIE PERIN

Sir Fred Hoyle

On May 10, 1971, the noted British Astrophysicist and Astronomer Sir Fred Hoyle called a news conference and made the following, startling announcement: "Human beings are simply pawns in a great game, being played by alien minds, which control mankind's every move."

Prequel to 9/11: The Secret Life of Timothy McVeigh

hot

 

when you're hot

you're hot...

when you're not

you're not...

UFO Secret: The Friendship Case

shakedown

everybody knows 

norton created the viruses 

to sell protection, 

like a mafia racket 

and a shakedown move, 

a "protection racket." 

seems like a c.i.a. setup 

for black money, 

don't worry 

no one would believe me.

Choppin' Broccoli

zen fire

build a fire 

start a fire 

nite time 

bring the dogs out

get a beer

and a glass

fill the pipe 

roll a ciggy 

get a lighter

shut the lights out 

get a flash lite

in the lawn chair

hear the frog songs

take a hit

hold it 

a sip of beer

exhale

aaaaaaaah !

the box

foundation

 

baby don't hurt me no more

Ashley Pardo - Mother of the Year

 Mother of the year...Ashley Pardo 33, was arrested and charged with aiding in commission of terrorism after she bought ammunition and tactical gear to assist in her 13-year-old son's demonstrated plans for a "mass targeted violence" aimed at Rhodes Middle School in San Antonio.

Purple monkey dishwasher

Spaceflight - self portrait 1979

Bill Nye WTF is this ?

bless you