Water advice from a water warrior

Water can flow or it can crash 

Water runs from my eyes for those that have never swam the drunken seas with fists of furry

Great Lakes are great if you like waste ponds with great capacity

until they reach saturation

and catch  fiery

Venturi effects

consuming all the 

oxygen

Water Water used to be everywhere

with no thought given

to getting a drink

now our most brilliant

minds are laser focused

on charging for something

so essential its more Mizi

than gohan

Corporations as people legally

live but never drink

and drive

or do anything to stay alive

so that puts the water

dependent people

struggling distinctly disadvantaged

with humanity shackles

that do not get profit

or air miles

if you do not get my 

point pretend your in a government sanctioned

brick and mortar prison

trying to stay healthy

or because you have some hope

you do not smoke

real persons like that

incarcerated by the corporate people

can trade fags

for real cash

or to escape

a sadomasonitic 

 butt

fucking

from a straight guy

who in prison

gets his wholes

confused

because the corporate person

loves the punishment

cause it cost them nothing

this quarter

and we Corporate Citizens

have principles

fist one

give no quarter

no not a dime

or a nickel

we worship the nickel

on Bloomberg

big time

living on the Salton Sea

that's the Val Kilmer 

lifestyle furniture future 

Das ist enier gut doch

as it looks real dry

for you and me

pull up a beaten

woven lawn chair

crafted from polyester

and aluminum

today such a seat

belongs in the 

Smithsonian

Gambatte Kud Ess Sigh

Desalination  snake eating 

diminishing Frank Luntz tale

its sustenance while it lasts

but you cant make a meal

out of salty water

there is no mainlining

saline solution

sucking chest wound

Sitrap Bravo Alpaha Zero

Mike Mike Mike

I am leaving for Civilization

for

Centauri

East side west side

North side and places

in-between are suffering 

from extremes

to much or not enough

or both of the same

all at one time

water

drip

drip

drip

Its water torture

DIck Cheney approved Climate Change

Fire is everywhere

flames making the air

so clear with smoke

that even the mouth breathers

are starting to choke

and finding God

in the foxhole 

they dug

but the foxhole

turns out to be the 

planet

and that's a very big

A hole

A little bit pregnant that we are

you can not go back to that flat

stomach without giving birth

and its going to be a difficult birth

and many children will

die

and mothers

unfortunately the motherfuckers

have all decamped to New Zealand

or Canada

the worst of the bunch 

may hide in Russia

or Hokkaido

Zdzisław Beksiński

Zdzisław Beksiński

Withnail and I

"It's the End of the World as We Know iT"

There are times

mouseland

CHE APPLE

Into the world of diversity

Che and Fidel 

were a rare Communist pair

that could beat

three of a capitalist kind

In the battle so far

Cuba is the clear winner

battling above its weight class

a beacon of freedom from

in a mostly miserable semi

hemisphere of freedom too

Today relations are normalized

and the strip mall architects are salivating

its going to be Fulgencio Batista all over again

while the Cuban people

look around at what they got

and what they lost

and weigh in

somewhat starved

but very much alive

after 50 years in a

bomb shelter

Minot

46th Anniversary of the paradigm collision between Science Fact and Science Fiction

I watched live as Neil Armstrong was walking on the moon. Like every 11 year old boy in the western world I was a part of the team that day. That sense of wonder and confidence in government, science and human will peaked for humanity July 20, 1969. If aliens landed in Times Square this afternoon people would be excited, but most sophisticated consumers of popular culture, would react by saying “what took you guys so long”. Most pundits look back at this accomplishment as proof we 21st century humans are moving backwards. Why are we not on Mars? Why does the US have to hitchhike to the Flying outhouse.

NASA got lost in Marketing over Mission. It made little scientific sense to continue boosting men into orbit, but from a propaganda side it was gold pure gold. If the Saturn program had been continued launching robotic craft, and if with the left over change new propulsion and life support system had been researched, we might have arrived in the future by 2012.

The body politic mourns for the good old days of can do America. Well there was an unsustainable load of baggage being carried by the USA in 1969. Nixon was running the place and a crazy bleeder bleeding the country out in Vietnam. Hard lessons were learned. Now what if JFK had not been assassinated? What if he stood up to the military industrial complex? What if he had put America on a Singaporean type benevolent capitalism glide path? Imagine, just imagine.

There may still exist people like Neil Armstrong and his breed, but I doubt it. Vietnam and Nixon destroyed that DNA. However we have gained far more than we lost, but the danger is we are losing everything we gained, and the backwards momentum does not promise us a force of Neil Armstrong’s. No we are getting a New Generation of Nixon’s or worse. RIP Neil Armstrong the last American hero with the gravitas and grace worthy of uncritical adoration.

Our version of JFK says "in fourscore and four years we might free ourselves from Carbon or not"

wake up alone

Climbing Mount Signal

When I was 18 years old, me and two of my buddies decided that we were going to climb Mt. Signal. Even though it's only 2,300 feet to the top of Mt. Signal it looked like Mt. Everest to us. Being the young bucks that we were, we thought it the thing to do to prove our manhood. Temperatures in the Imperial Valley hit 90 to 110 during the day so we started early in the morning, figuring to make the summit by noon and get back down before nightfall. We started up one foot in front of the other, boulder by boulder, it was a good climb and we gained a hundred feet of altitude every ten minutes. Half way up we looked around and thought, maybe we've bit off more than we can chew, but we kept on climbing. We made the summit right around noon and took in the view. 2,300 feet in the air it was if we were in an airplane flying over the perfectly flat fields of the Imperial Valley, we were in awe of what we had accomplished. Standing before the shrine with it's cross at the summit we knew we were somebody, we knew that we mattered. I picked up a couple of rocks and put them in my pocket, then we started the climb down. It was like floating on air, we bounded from boulder to boulder gravity assisted and flew down the mountain. Without seeming effort we glided as if on wings toward the base, in a trance like state time slowed down, as if in slow motion every stone was alive and a step back to reality. We arrived in the real world and realized that we were men and began our journey, we had arrived ! (read more)

Take ISIS for relief!

I was always a Betty man Really

ISIS like foes are not among stist

those we have in the West

come up against

Al Queda was bad

and for Osama to hide

we must decide

if it was Allah

or the CIA 
that gave him such astounding
relief

that allowed him to abide

like the worlds baddest dude

with a world class bad attitude

for more than a decade

is a safe mansion in Pakistan

located not a stones throw

from the garden city

that was one of the few

places in that troubled

shithouse poorly planned

nation built on sand

where gardens grew

and the streets were not full

of sewage filled
no one could have predicted
I tell you

If you our me

was to live Paki (Pakistan Pekoe not racist)

we would want to rent

Osama Bin Ladins House

So with no other serious enemy to fight

we fought Al Queda

with all our might

behavioral experts might disagree

but making people take off

their belts and shoes

might give them a PHD

in Sheeple agree.

Then Obama ended

two open ended wars

that had not traction

We had a brief history

in time where terrorism

from black hoodies and nijab

was not a distraction

Yep for a brief moment in time

the most important powerful people in the world

where not occupied by the Flintstones.

Believe it or not it started with Eisenhower

This was the American who saved the world

He really did

Herding Cats is a backwash

tending to your pool

This man had command

and he made fools into tools

as if you want to move

forward you must do

over and over

no matter how hard

it upsets your

basic rules

Well it seems Eisenhower was

not Einstein an

and despite what he believed

the forces that be

determined he was dangours

he believed in democracy

his experience at slaying fascism

was not a novel the money men

would read

or even in a drug induced

water boarded interrogation

agree

There is so much money

I can survive pain

and potential death

endlessly

Just as a aside that's how I see myself

not going to give up my friends

or my country no matter what

tool you pull of the shelf.

Now back to history. Eisenhower had

defeated the Nazi, and planned events

that could never be duplicated

he was the Beatles of warfare

Sun Tzu

would burn some paper for this mother fucker

So naturally and fallowing the  U Grant events

and many other great Presidents

he took control

But history has no record

of why he selected

a man a faint heartbeat

away like Richard Nixon

That would be an incredible

conversation with Eisenhower

who had take Hitler down

now had to wear

Nixon on his crown

Hey its all politics

and do not pay close

attention

all pols are the same

and you should vote

for the one close to your heart
Skeptics in the recently rated
third best city in the world
take Rob Ford as a pill
that proves not so smart

So Eisenhower is sandtrapped

with Nixon and he starts to golf

I think he was brokenhearted

and did not give a fuck

He could not speak the truth

case he took a spin on jeep

with a girl that was not

his wife

Now we have Eisenhower

a good guy in most ways

An American Icon

cause hate them

as you must

Americans have

moved the ball down

field

fumble after fumble

but that is why

in history we must trust

I was not there

but I am sure it was true

the Military Industrial Complex

wanted to make sure
there was no rust
on the ROI

Ike was not one to take the mike

and he said bullshit will not make rules

reality distortion fields

I have smashed a thousand

and I will never bend ove4r

for punks like you.

Little Dick the concubine
and

the President shared in the heritage line

May not have been patients

maybe he did not want

to sit in line

maybe he would be the first Vice President

warmer than a bowl of piss
his urine fueled heat fried democracy
big time

Frances Gary Powers got shot down

and Eisenhower was surrounded

and he knew he had to drop the dime

he had fought a world war

and when the truth

and power conflict

you got to take out

a tape measure and

examine your dick

How many inches or millimeters
do you want to give away

when the battle is already

fought and despite your no aquencient

you are rated Napoleon for you strong thought.

If I play Civilization being Eisenhower is far above

Dan Quale, Napoleon and any Kings or Queens

that are only legitimate because

they have support from above

or now when that fortress is breached

a tourist attraction that can sign off

on laws as well

So Ike being the man probably said

I have fought Nazi with weapon

all your Ayn Rand nonsense

leaves me wondering why

I am a conservative instead

of a liberal who do

their thinking with best practices
dreaming of a world
where you buy what you want

not what the paymaster said

History records that the the the the

great concord that Eisenhower

had almost cemented with Soviets was dead

When Frances Gary Power hit the ground

and in fact was not dead.

The Soviets could have just

killed this terrorist spy

but they kept him alive

and traded him

for a colder cold war

this was nonsense for the Soviet

who could barely keep a fridge

with a kitchen door

You look at Goebbles and operation paperclip

and wall street today

and how we are manipulated

and never see

even the simplest trick.

Tricks and cons and bullshit

our parents would have just shrugged

off as part of the permanent SNAFU

unfortunately today

a sizeable majority believe
and the rest of the pie

are afraid

if they complain

they will have

a police response

based upon the NSA
and guilty or innocent

it do not matter much when

your brain is filled with

a slug from a gun

that in Iraq was full

of ammunition but in the

end saved no one.

Eisenhower and Nixon must

have a had a conversation

that pushed them both over the brink

Maybe it was the Checkers speech

a pooch make Eisenhower

surrender to a puppy
of mice and men

History records that

Frances Gary Powers

was shot down

there is a lot of confusion about

that event

and more importantly how did it happen

and was Eisenhower cool

with taking such a provocative action

in the middle of talks

that would have led to peace

and certain retirement

for the Industrial Military Complex

freaks

We only have a few facts

about this past time

one of the most significant

is that a highly trained

radar expert was in the USSR

at this time.

A pasty had defected

and we would not hear

of him again

until that day

which under all the clouds

of confusion

no one disputes

JFK had brain matter

ejected for the crime
of an argument
with flat and round

Little terrorist before

that term had been defined

Lee Harvey Oswald

traveled back and forth

between two nations

zeroed in on a nuclear war 
Even accidental tourists

with the best credentials would

be hard pressed to cross those lines

So Lee Harvey Oswald

shot JFK

its that simple

and no matter hard

you study history

the fact on the ground

have made it certain

that it was a good kill

examined to death

and only crazy

people would see it

any other way.

Just as an aside

I found it very interesting

that Stephen King

looked at all the facts

and decided that history was on the single

shooter side. What more proof do you need

an award winning excellent author

has written a book

with which the Warren Commission

would agree

JFK died in Dallas

and then in my book

Jaguline became the creepiest bride

Aristotle are you serious

this was prostitution

carried out on the grand culture side

The greatest man from Texas

was not power hungry

no he resigned never severed

two terms

I guess we all estimated

his power function

and how

they never surrender

he took the first opportunity to leave

maybe he thought his head intact

looked better on reflection

or maybe he just gave up on power

what a nice historical introspection

Nixion became president

it was like Sid Vicious

filling in for John Lennon

This little punk

was not going to be

told

you should go this way

He had so many enemies

the Rolex was doomed

only a computer could keep track

and facebook was born this way

I think tricky Dick knew

the way to play

more than a fur coat

or a puppy dog

he wanted some say

in the big universe

and as President he assumed

it would go that way

I image he was so disappointed

by the first visit of the men in black

they wanted him to do so many

things that conservatives would attack

Peace with China  fuck that.

Dick did not care how many consumer devices

they could make with a battery pack

Yet he flew to Beijing

and started the downward spiral of everything

He made a deal with the communists

who liked the label

but at the end of the day

are only the people

who do not wane

they are so tough

there is nothing

in the package

they want that

will make them sane.

Little Dick came from bumfuck

he did not see the deal

for his people playing this game

So the plumbers made Watergate

and the rest is history

assets leaked

and pressure grew

and at the end of the day

the Bushes outlived Reagan

and we are now close to the modern say.

Reagan wanted peace with Gorby

for all his simple minded dementia

this was one thing he knew

was true.

Well someone sabotaged that

and you can bet there was a shrub

behind that attack.

Bush takes command

a direct line behind

shot down at 19

Skull and Bones

and Finance

and Preston

and everything

Command proves to be a little tricky and

he fails in the flack publicly

but in the background

lots of ammo left

for attack

So his unfortunate son

like the lyric from

credence Clearwater revival

defeats green peace

Now thanks to him

we are locked in a cycle

of war that's hard to break

the only grace

is Adam Smith

and his invisible hand

you can not fight wars endlessly

on foreign lands

if there is no profit

in all those bleached bones.

So when you see on the new

Saddam is launching babies

out of incubators

or someone in a cave

is thirty seconds away

from digging your grave

Take ISIS for relief
You do not need to be a salesman
to know you are being sold

The Electric Sun

Cognitive Dissonance Danger

Cognitive Dissonance Danger, you know the drill:avoid contact if you cant handle the truth.

Subject the battle between Nihilism and organization.

The Nihilist are winning, and wining by billions. But its the organalizist that are reaping all the rewards. The organized ones are manufacturing Nihilist. It is the perfect divide and conquer.

Tom thought about changing his interface and it happened, his level of augmentation was in now in God mode.  He was now able to switch all his senses to a quantum computed dream zone where the owner was the architect of his own game. Players using a simple sandbox could travel through others prescribed adventure or with a few menu choices create their own dream masterpiece  like  their metaphor for Falling Water or the Eiffel Tower.

The company on a payment plan of just $1000 per month upgrade the sensory interface and antenna. Its a very organic biological solution, the designer called it the God Organ. Regretfully he retracted that characterization late.  Most still called it that in particular Pastafarians like Tom.

Level one content only allows the user to play single player or locally networked games. Then it was extra to travel to the  Alternative Earth You web access. Exclusively allowing an infinite number of players to meet up for an infinite number of experiences. Live  God level was huge  upgrade over Angel.  Angels experienced as a viewer, Gods as a participant. Angels would watch athletes and Entertainers perform in the third person, Gods was purely fist person, though you could toggle if one wanted to watch oneself. Good friends often bonded over the shared experience of feeling a historical event as star of its  creation. Alternative Earth You  owned Billions of people intimately  sharing a common experience that is transformed into a replayable searchable benchmark in the zeitgeist.

This week it being the auspicious date, the hundred birthday of a star. Tom has purchased Angel level hit I am sitting on Keith Richards guitar and he is shaking it so I hard, Tom is riding a roller coaster. like piloting a fighter plane, while the crowed roars and screams, just as real as your best dream upon command.

Tom was way over budget  for Alternative Earth You this month. His wife Jerry would not be happy, but they would not be the first couple pulled way beyond their means to an addiction that no one ever suspected would become a real world affliction.  That's what Tom was thinking about as he thought authorized the payment to the Bitcoin  collecting nemesis.  Tom always argued Philip K Dick when people said no one could have imagined the consequences a company like  Alternative Earth You.  To strengthen his case Tom always prefaced the central argument with some historical evidence.

"knowing what we know now about 911 its not hard to imagine powerful people trying to create an alternative reality. My favorite is Condelezza Rice. The National Security Advisor was appointed to be the sharpest point on the spear, or was She.  In one of history greatest gaffes Secretary Rice  reassures the nation that "no one could have imagined passenger aircraft used as missiles" 

Next to the Kennedy assassination 911 was the top argument arena. Tom usually purchased a Churchill Avatar rigged with all the options. The Oxford Debate world had many great purchase opportunities and Churchill was the most popular. The Roppongi neighbor hood was the zone where Tom earned his lively hood. 

It was not known as Roppongi for geographic reason. The real Roppongi is famous for having uncountable thousands of tiny bars, dioramas with  barely room for a dozen customers. It is famously said in Roppongi a Yankee fan can find a bar dedicated to Mickey Mantle fans from Omaha. Net Roppongi is a similar collection of esoteric bits.

If a pre company citizen saw Tom at the local legion on stage hotly debating with  any one of the millions of anti-conspiracy theory paid trolls, they would head straight for the dartboard.

In contrast even the least educated nihilist would sample a little of Churchill debating GWB over  the official  911 narrative. This was Tom working  on God level. People like Tom parlayed up for their Churchill Avatar, then got paid by trolling with acid or flower persuasion. Even without the company getting their slice it was a hard way ahead for most.

If his presentation was liked enough he would be contracted by the second to  content one the talking heads in the ongoing live debate. Angels would now see his Avatar behind the podium at Oxford debating the subject of the day. Angel mode was the popular choice for informed debate. A point of view voluntarily chosen by the surprisingly  few that preferred to be informed instead of taking a side in the argument. Without the bonus Tom got from uplifted  moments, the job would not be worth doing.

Being a AEY troll was a mercenary life. Contracts by the issue, bonus based on likes, popular trolla could get a very nice taste of the action just showing up on a public affairs site. Other trolls were of a less subtle license.

 Even though the Roppongi Group was very strict about advertising allowed into a Sandbox, Troller hackers could evade and invade a site and insert a influential persuasion element into an experience. Once they become your friend its easy for them to push you in their direction. All the big brands that remained put serious money into Alternative Earth You Trolls.   

Most governments denied using trolls and in Europe it was illegal for Political Parties to troll.  Users went ballistic if they caught a government troll, but just like lying the practice continued because it was proven to effective at getting elected.

Tom and Jerry went God level  live to Waikiki Beach a few days ago. Immediately they were approached by a pair of Troller Hackers offering them the Hawaii humanity could never imagine. Toms looked like Rachel circa Incredible Journey and comming on to Jerry Mel the roadwarrior.  In less time than a pirate banner add on the cheapest site is corrected,  the fake  Raquel and Mel were removed. For a little more users had the option to choose their execution.  The most popular choice were a variety of sword and shotgun eliminations. Tom did not troll hack , he had done it before but it was the lowest and least rewarding form of trolling.  Even a government troll could claim a higher purpose.

Tom and Jerry had a very nice income. He doing better than expected for a trolling Churchill Avatar.  Jerry a upper middle class of reward due too a content creator.  Jerry's niche sandbox was full of 18th century adventures. Her highest rated experience was called Shipwrecked sailor of the Spanish Armada. Like the experience Jerry loved and lived often in both Irelands. In 18th Century Ireland Tom may have faced alcohol addiction. In twenty first Century Canada less than ten percent of citizens would be reality impaired. It was much totally more healthy and more pleasant to abuse the stimulant opportunities that could be purchased from Alternative Earth You.  Modern citizens faced the most diabolical of addictions, themselves.

In addition to being an unremarkable  troll Tom was a Montreal Canadians Addict, The live buys where like crack. All the players sensory nerves are captured. Tom usually watched as the Captain, Alex Galchenyuk. With the Canadians once again being a powerhouse it was the worst possible time to fight his form of Addiction.  They were spending over thirty grand a month on the internet.

Jerry with her classic low narcissistic  profile  preferred more time on the reality side. Of course they had many adventures together but forking out to the company for God class  at a hockey game. even a playoff game,  was not her idea of  money well spent.

Tom like most suspected a shadow government used price controls to keep  price of the best experience beyond the resources of the many. Tom like the few actually cared about it.  Jerry would roll her eyes and point out the government warning every time you switched on recommended no more than three hours out of your body in a single day. Everyone ignored the warring.  None of the cases before the court had  found Alternative Earth You  responsible for any of the consequences of their service.

Tom had tried quitting the Canadians before, watching from the cheap seats or even with those who could not pay for an implant. Even if he chose some games from the Chockula decade it was no use. Five seconds of the game action and he tweaking his way to the suspension pool, thinking his way to upgrade. In a nano second Rocket Richard had reviewed his credit and psyche profile before asking him with eyes fully blazing to authorize the upgrade, and there you go. So it goes So it goes.

Jerry came home at nightfall after a day of walking her Irish backgrounds, ready to metaphorically kill Tom if he was looking in  Alternative Earth You. She found Tom just as she expected lying there like a character from Alerted States completely submerged in the suspended animation chamber, breathing tube in and arms and legs flailing madly . She checked the settings, his heart rate was over 130 at least he had the game set on high.  Tom was living hockey history. The most expensive hockey experience is Paul Henderson Game 7 Canada Russia 1972.  Suddenly Tom was alone. devoid of sense and sensation.  The unit fails to clean and dry him so quickly he springs through the hatch.

"Jerry you can give a guy mental problems yanking him out of the game like that, I was just working out"

Jerry replies " What the hell is wrong with working out with yesterdays game for free?"

Tom wishes he was Churchill. 


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