Cow pre mutilation light

At $80 dollars its an expensive gag gift, but a Hat Tip to the minds behind it.

This lamp is now out of production but could we crowd fund a Global Love Think Tank edition for Christmas?

In the saucer section have a battery ergo no cords. The saucer section to be 3d printed and the replace the plexiglass with real crystal blown by aliens.

Instead of the holstien we have the wall street bull being lifted.