I saw an alien last night

I saw an alien last night
He climbed onto my bed
He danced a jiggly jig
Before sitting on my head.
I asked him for his name
But he would not reply
He waved a single tentacle
Then poked me in the eye.

I had a word with Jesus

The Irrascible old Jew

Who wouldn't cut his toenails

So we shot him, wouldn't you?

"skinny bob"