Monday, December 7, 2009

I saw an alien last night



I saw an alien last night
He climbed onto my bed
He danced a jiggly jig
Before sitting on my head.
I asked him for his name
But he would not reply
He waved a single tentacle
Then poked me in the eye.





I had a word with Jesus


The Irrascible old Jew




Who wouldn't cut his toenails




So we shot him, wouldn't you?






"skinny bob"

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